Tennis jokes..:-))

Q. What do you serve but never eat?
A. A Tennis ball.

Q. Why you should never fall in love with a tennis player?
A. To them ‘Love’ means nothing.

Q. Why are fish never good tennis players?
A. They don’t like getting close to the net.

Q. Why is tennis a noisy game?
A. Because each player raises a racket.

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